Department of Treasury
Mission. Safeguard the nation's unrealized gains.
Profit is temporary. Belief is permanent.
Official documents
Condensed constitution and state papers. Full content bible stays with the administration. This page is for citizens who want the lore without a whitepaper.
Making Volatility Great Again.
Origin, not a roadmap.
Before Tronald Dump, markets moved without speeches. Candles rose and fell without national ceremonies. Optimists had no country. Meme makers had no constitution.
Then Tronald Dump founded Robinhood Chain as a republic for optimists, meme makers, and citizens who believe every candle, green or red, deserves its own presidential address.
What the passport would say, if passports were real.
Five permanent laws of confidence.
Every pump belongs to the administration.
Every dump creates future opportunity.
Every criticism is Fake News.
Every Executive Order improves the nation.
Confidence is stronger than evidence.
Departments that never break character.
Mission. Safeguard the nation's unrealized gains.
Profit is temporary. Belief is permanent.
Mission. Ensure healthy levels of market volatility.
Stable markets produce unstable citizens.
Mission. Preserve and expand the national culture.
Culture is our strongest currency.
Mission. Investigate suspicious bearish activity.
If everyone is bullish, someone must be investigated.
Mission. Administer the Volatility Tax.
Losses build character.
Mission. Manage diplomatic relations with other blockchains.
There are no competitors. Only neighboring countries.
Buildings that exist only in the hearts of citizens.
Headquarters of the administration. Location where Executive Orders are signed.
Home of the Hopium Reserve. Unrealized gains stored securely.
Location for official announcements. Journalists must bring their own hopium.
Symbolic representation of the economy. Candles observed 24/7.
Responsible for interpreting historical charts after they have already happened.
Classified. If you are reading this, you are already being investigated.
Nine articles. Intentionally simple.
Speak like a citizen, not a chart tourist.
Format for announcements. Not investment advice.
All weak hands are encouraged to remain calm while voluntarily becoming stronger. Effective immediately.
Every green candle shall be recognized as a patriotic contribution to the national economy.
Market corrections exceeding acceptable emotional levels will now be referred to as Strategic Economic Repositioning.
Citizens are prohibited from asking "When Moon?" The administration will announce the Moon upon arrival.
Issued by the Office of the President
The Republic of Robinhood Chain. Satirical fiction. Culture is the product. Entertainment is the utility. Volatility is national policy. Not financial advice.